Here are the words of some of the rather silly songs which are on this site

Never stick your teeth back with glue

Never stick your teeth back with glue
If they drop out that is not the thing to do
For new teeth need the places and they'll fill up all the spaces
Never stick your teeth back in with glue

Lenny is a lion

Lenny is a lion the loudest one alive
He roars away all through the day but stops at half past five
Why does he stop at half past five? That's when he has his dinner
And if he roared and then just snored He'd end up being thinner

It takes a brave brave man

It takes a brave brave man to play the bagpipes
They make an awful noise each time they play
They sometimes come down south hanging out a Scotsman's mouth
Though they're better if you keep them locked away
They're better if you keep them locked away

Never wear a rabbit on your head

Never wear a rabbit on your head
They're furry so they'll make your face go red
My advice to you - it's not the thing to do
Never wear a rabbit on your head
I met a man I can't remember where
Whose head was shiny and completely bare
He said that wearing rabbit was quite a useful habbit
For from a distance rabbit looks like hair
For from a distance rabbit looks like hair

And here are a some new songs which have not yet been recorded

Miles and Miles of Smiles

When things are going wrong - you need a silly song
A silly song to get you through the day
For every time you smile life starts to be worthwhile
Just watch your problems disappear away
Miles and miles of smiles can make it all worthwhile
Just watch your problems disappear away
So sing a silly song and it won't take very long
Till the miles and miles of smiles have saved the day

A Swede goes "Oo dee oo dee oo"

All the books I read say that turnip tastes like swede
To tell the difference this is what you do
You can always recognise if it's turnip by it's size
And a Swede goes "Oo dee oo dee oo"
"Oo dee oo dee oo oo dee oo dee oo
Oo dee oo dee oo dee oo dee oo"
Now you know how to succeed And I think we have agreed
That a Swede goes "Oo dee oo dee oo"

Oliver the Octopus

Oliver the octopus slept both day and night
A rather cowardly octopus who's rather run than fight
"Forewarned is forearmed" was written on his hat
But Oliver was eight armed so that's the end of that